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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 07:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Strawberry Moon 2025: June’s full moon to light up the sky this month- know date, time, and the science b - Times of India

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

RFK Jr. looks to fast track rare disease drug approvals (updated) - Seeking Alpha

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Is it socially acceptable for individuals to wear clothing typically associated with the opposite gender? What are some reasons for or against this practice?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

After more than 60 years of development, here is the nuclear engine that is set to go to Mars with NASA. - Farmingdale Observer

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

NASA Warns: China Hidden Power Could Slow Earth’s Rotation Instantly with a Single Move - The Daily Galaxy

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Panthers' winning formula goes missing in Stanley Cup Final Game 1 loss to Oilers - NHL.com

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Then came..

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

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