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12.06.2025 07:58

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics